Jan 31, 2011

CRUX IS WE EARNED THE WELL-DESERVED RESPECT FOR INDIANS….

Going Veggie is such a pain on your taste buds but we forced ourselves into it, a great achievement. But I should confess that we break our oath once a week and go out for something that your taste buds were used to squirming onto. It’s the feast that we eagerly wait for and I should tell you it’s a quite a feast that we have on the day of the week when we break our oath. Here I am referring to Myself of course and my roomie Engineer Joyston D’Souza.
We went out on our WEEKLY feast last night… Joyston came back from church at around 9:30 p.m….. he was hesitant to ask but :
Joyston : Whats Plans for tonight darling

Siji : Nothing special had juice and planning to go to bed

Joyston : Hesitantly can we go for dinner (we were hesitant to ask because we were zero on cash in hand and both knew)

Siji : Sure but not in mess and we will go out to place where they accept debit or credit cards….

Joyston : Sure so letzzz scoot

We were perplexed on the place to go, various options came into our brain storming:

1. IBN Batuta Gate Hotels - New place and might be very expensive… will take you there for my bachelors party Joy…

2. J.Ali Gardens :

                  a. Curry & Noodles – Indian place nice food – already visited once

                 b. Saravana Bhojanalaya – Indian Place Veg Food – already numerous visits

                c. Kababs Only – Paki Place ok ok kababs – already visited once

               d. Appa Kadai – Indian place very good food nice variety of appams – already numerous visits

               e. Urban Tadka – Indian place veg food not worth the expense – already visited once

               f. That’s almost all restaurants in the J.Ali Gardens vicinity…. So this place stands cancelled.

3. Papa Johns – our favourite pizza place – Joy not in mood to eat pizza

4. Hardees – mostly steak burgers – siji being very religious avoids eating beef – and burgers was to be avoided due to health reasons.

5. Jumeirah Beach Residency (Dubai Marina Walk): We were left with no other options but to visit our most favourite place… Nice restaurants, nice views and nice babes…. This place is flooded with multicultural, multilingual, multiethnic, multinational restaurants… which would again create lot of doubt in your mind making you wonder which one to visit…. Atlast narrowing down on our options while brain storming we chose to go to “KABABJI” which we thought was a Indian cuisine restaurant however turned out to be Lebanese place….


KABABJI….

Unintentionally we landed in this Lebanese restaurant and was welcomed by the receptionist in his flamboyant way of greeting guests in Arabic…. Expressions :

Siji : Mouth wide open did not know what to say, had this confused look (not because he was greeting us in arabic but because what made him feel that we are ARABS)

Joyston : “MAAFI ARABI HABIBI” “ENGLISH ENGLISH”…

Receptionist : Ok English English… “WALLA HABIBI MARHABA MARHABA”…

Ambience was really good and the balcony table and seats nicely arranged with an amazing view of Sea, seagulls, ATLANTIS lighted up at the horizon.. wonderful view.. I should have had my DSLR Rebel T1i with the Tripod and 75 – 300 mm Sigma…

We ordered :

1. Labanese style French Fries – Appetizer – AED 18/-

2. Mutton Ayaraas – Starter – AED 25/-

3. Half Special Kabajii Plater – AED 85/-

4. Labanese Laban – AED 24/-

5. Hammous with Bread – AED 25/-

6. Water – FOC

7. Tip – AED 10/-

We were trying to be FLAMBOYANT with our order to impress the LEBANESE and to earn the well-deserved respect for the INDIANS.. and achieved what we aimed for…. But the only problem was it was little too EXTRAVAGANT on my DEBIT CARD…..

Jan 27, 2011

Its sad that I dont expect anything from myself.......


I don’t Expect anything from Myself…..


The other day my fiancée forced me into taking an analytical test.

Nimzzzz : Jaan I want you to take this test which would tell me some hidden secrets about you, what you expect from the person you love the most…..

Sij : No baba what test and all… If you wanna know my hidden secrets I will reveal them to you, why do you want me to take all these tests and all….

Nimzzzz : Monu please take it, it would reveal stuff from your subconscious mind which you might not be aware of when you are conscious.

Sij : oho is it so and is it proven.... by Sigmund Freud…..

Nimzzzz : I don’t know.. I got this SMS and I found it accurate.. wanted to know how you would fare…. Probably some psychiatrist might have prepared this out of his ages of experience treating psychoticzzzzzzz……..

Sij : Ok than go ahead and take the test…. (I was already in a state of dilemma because of giving and failing tests)

Nimzzzz : Choose a number from following group of number (3, 13, 23, 33, ……., 123)

Sij : I chose “63”

Nimzzzz : Give me the name of the person you love the most

Sij : “SIJI”

Nimzzzzz : and the result is “Nothing”, hahahahaha “NOTHING”…..

Sij : That’s strange “I Don’t Expect Anything From My Self”….. oh! That’s worth giving a thought. Thanks for the realization babe.. I never thought of it… Gotto sit and analyze what I should be expecting from my self….

Nimzzzz : No Problem Darling…………….


Nov 27, 2010

Its Been A While....


Speaking of "Its Been A While", reminds me of this very beautiful song from STAIND another one hit wonder band that I would call them with little exaggeration. But the point that I am making here is that this song had always been kindda inspiration for me... Kindda I could relate myself to this song how f@@@@d up I used to be.... the arrogant the egoist type.... But I am not blogging here about this song appraising it or something...... This title is because Its Been a While since I have written something on my blog.... So here I am back with my Laptop Keyboard clicking @ 50 wpm and me typing crap that comes to my stressed up brain....


Its been a busy week or for that matter of fact its been a busy month with my engagement, my birthday, my fiance's birthday (ya we both are scorpios) and stuff... and dont be surprised, atlast with God's Grace I am engaged... ofcourse to a girl... dont ask me that silly question.... have I ever looked Gay to you..... Gay in the sense Homo Gay and not Happy Gay...


So I was telling you that I got engaged to a girl on 10th of November 2010 a kindda a gay thing to happen in my not so gay life..... This girl is no Meg Ryan, Cameroon Diaz, Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta Jones Douglas or some ultra mega modern girl or something, she is an average looking, well bred, in good family, homely and family girl.... the kindda girl I wanted to be with....


1. God saved me from streak of inferiority complexes that I am very immune to...

2. An ofcourse God saved the young lads in my colony who would have had broken jaws, with me breaking them, with them eve teasing my wife.....


My marriage is all scheduled for as on 18th April 2010 provided all goes on well till then.... So that is it for this time, and till next time.... God Bless You All... Take Care.... Chaoooooooo.......
Photo is courtesy : ME MINE AND MYSELF

Feb 20, 2010

Mourning Week of Valentine….



Grief-stricken was last week,
A Melancholy of Nostalgias,
I woke up remembering her,
In the mirror I looked I saw her,
In the windows I peeped I saw her,
In the dreams I dreamt I saw her,
In the tears I wept I saw her,
In moons phosphorous glow I saw her,
In the brightest of the stars I saw her,
In the breezes silky touch I felt her,
In the dawns first ray I felt her,
In the sweetest of smell I sensed her,
In the farthest of melody I sensed her,
In the music I listened I heard her,
In the morning birds chirrup I heard her,
In the cutest of jeune fille I admired her,
In desperation I yearned for her,
And I slept commemorating her.

Pronounced as z̸hën fē′y'

Feb 11, 2010

In Search of ECSTASY

"SAY NO TO DRUGS AND YES TO LIFE"

Controlling my emotional outflow,
Walking down this hill of sorrow,
Landed in her arms stretched out,
I was mesmerized by her flout.

She consumed me from head to heel,
Gushing through my veins she forced me to kneel,
Her laugh echoed repeatedly in my brain,
In my heart she had spread a sweet pain.

Kneeling down I became her slave,
I was swimming in a euphoric wave,
Pulling me up my sorrows she ripped,
Dumped them away in my heart’s crypt.

I felt as if I was floating in Heaven,
Flying on the back of a dark black Raven,
Everything out there was fascinating,
Cannot imagine, these elations culminating.

Laughing with contempt she was at me,
But how did I find in her laugh my glee,
She was flirting with my fantasy for sure,
But I found my Ecstasy, my feeling assure.